• Teresa... Darling

Teresa... Darling

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"Do you like poetry, John?"

"I’d rather have sex."

Personally, the Deviate thought John’s answer was rather clever, but alas, Teresa... My Darling doesn’t. Teresa -- the spitting image of Yvette Mimieux (remember her?) with Aphrodite breasts and long, wonderful legs -- is also thrown for a loop when John tells her that, before their recent marriage, his sexual relations were exclusively with hookers. Curious, Teresa agrees to accompany him to a local "House of Pleasure" disguised as a man.

The House he takes her to is a posh, thousand-dollar-a-pop operation where Teresa promptly learns lessons in lesbian love while, across the room, hubby happily humps whores left and right, all of whom have big hair and even bigger boobs. Amid the dreamlike atmosphere of the rococo cathouse, Teresa seems stunned by the pleasure she experiences. In fact, when the Madam proposes that she turn some tricks for the House, ostensibly to support John’s expensive tastes in sex, Teresa hesitantly complies.

Her first client, a middle-aged Greek tycoon, asks her to burn him with a cigar and Teresa sensuously gives the stogie head before applying it to the masochist’s chest. "My mind is not working very well," she complains afterward, but her body is in perfect working order, as she proves with her next two clients, a pair of kinky toreadors.

Finally, during a wild party at the House, Teresa discovers that husband John is actually bisexual, a revelation that sends her scurrying into the arms of Victor, a shy, sensitive preppy virgin, who gives her the fuck of her young life. Even better, Victor is also crammed to the gills with exactly the sort of poetic-spouting bullshit that Teresa so desperately craves and the two of them drive off together in the rosy-fingered dawn...

Moral: Next time your wife asks if you like poetry, don’t drag her to a whorehouse dressed as a man. From the 35mm Teresa... My Negative. -- Don the Deviate, America Moralia

Format type DVDR
Year 1969
Rating 18
Director Michael Stylianou

Annie Claude

Chritstian Lord

Diana Alicia 

Laurie Rhodes

Country USA
Label Something Weird Video
Region tv Region 0 / NTSC
Language English
Subtitles None
Case type Standard

Company Registration Number: SC474707 and VAT Registration number: GB 238009223
Registered Office: Studio 5, 23 Fleming Street, G31 IPQ

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