South Will Rise Again

Controversy over the confederate flag demands that the government make a decision. While some see the flag as a sign of hate and others see it as a sign of Southern pride, one all powerful corrupt government man simply sees it as a sign of "poor white trash." When the order is given to take down all confederate flags, hoards of confederate zombie soldiers rise from the dead in search of cheap beer, sourmash whiskey and redneck women. Will the hair brained scientists succeed in destroying these decaying soldiers or will the South, led by its whiskey soaked leader, General Zack Daniels, finally rise again?