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Director: Don Davis
Label: Something Weird Video
The best sex kitten team in softcore may well have been The Golden Box’s pairing of platinum blonde ding-dongs MARSHA JORDAN and ANN MYERS. Jordan’s mature keister was big enough to warrant a wide load sign and she had a bit of a belly as most naturally voluptuous women have, but she wielded enough sex appeal and acting talent for twenty of today’s hardcore divas. Myers is equally pleasing as a bitchy, impatient S-bomb.
In this spy spoof they play off each other’s man-crunching charms in snappy but not slutty fashion as models-turned-special agents in search of hidden treasure. Things are off to a colonic start as Jordan and Myers work over Kirby (FORMAN SHANE), another agent, who’s sitting on a gold toilet. Jordan hovers over him as he gives her head while Myers blows him in favorite sexploitation movie style: her fists damped over his cock.
The two "nosey broads," as Mafioso Harry (STEVE VINCENT) calls them, are on the trail of a music book that’s coded with the location of a chest filled with gold bullion. Harry’s man Slade (JIM GENTRY), a moron, has the bumbling buxom babes on his dumb ass as he carries the book through Grand Rapids, New York, Detroit, New Orleans, Washington D.C, and elsewhere. There’s so much location work, the pic has a travelogue feel to it.
A favorite scene in this DON DAVIS pic is a totally nude Jordan getting a quick poke doggie-style by greaser Gentry on a hotel room bed while Myers hides underneath the mattress dutching the purloined book. The sight of Marsha’s bombastic boobs swinging like pendulums must have jolted pre-hardcore movie patrons out of their afternoon stupor for at least a minute.
Later, the gals hide out in the (now long defunct) Towne Theatre during the "World Premiere" showing of Marsha, The Erotic Housewife, another Davis-Jordan endeavor. Jordan fans will appreciate the in-joke as they will a goofy scene with underwear-dad Jordan and Myers playing cards, their hair in curlers. Myers wears an industrial strength bra while Jordan is topless with oddball electrical pads hooked up to her huge hangers.
From a 16mm gilt-and-gazongas print. — Elliot James, Score magazine