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Director: Peter Perry
Label: Something Weird Video
Cultural historians take note. The Joys of Jezebel is a biblical sex fantasy peppered with elaborate sets, split screens, off-kilter camera angles, and psychedelic sprinklings. "Intensively Incandescent in color!"
CHRISTINE MURRAY (Trader Hornee) stars as Jezebel, the 19th century Phoenician princess known for her wanton, wicked ways. The turbo-bodied temptress has an axe to grind with Joshua (JOHNNY ROCCO) who betrayed her and fed her body to the dogs. Banished to Hell, Jezebel strikes a deal with Lucifer (CHRISTOPHER STONE), a hipster doofus. The skirt-chasing horny devil is a real enemy of Family Values and gets more ass than a mule salesman. But what he really craves is a virgin.
In order to leave Hell and get revenge on Joshua, Jez must find a temporary soul to replace hers while she is gone, "To balance the books." She picks Rachel (DIXIE DONOVAN), a blonde airhead with a sugary voice and big-ass Flintstone feet. Rachel is being forced by Joshua to marry the bloated, jelly-bellied Jeremiah (a dead ringer for Rush Limbaugh). Jezebel promises to help her out and Rachel agrees to the old switcheroo.
After trading bodies, Jezebel puts into action her smut-driven scheme to destroy Joshua. Meanwhile, the squeaky-clean Rachel is chased all over Hell by Lucifer who wants to pillage her box. During this, viewers get a personal guided tour of Hades. Highlights include "The Pit of Nymphs" (a sea of hormonally-tormented souls), and meeting biblical characters like Goliath, Solomon, and the apple-eating Eve...
Distributed by DAVID F. FRIEDMAN and directed by PETER PERRY (The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet) -- as "A. P. Stootsberry" -- with his usual carnal chaos of hot-to-twat couplings.
Oh, the humanity! From the 35mm "impudent, shameless and abandoned" negative.
--Mike Accomando, Dreadful Pleasures